#TheLynchPen
#WillieLynch: More proof that #DaveChappelle has been replaced #Monkenzie! I just saw another clip of the newly unfunny, and newly physically revamped comedian at a show in Connecticuit.
#Me: I saw the clip. Maybe the crowd was just a little tough because of all the heckling they were doing.
#Willie: Heckling? He’s a mutherf**ng comedian, heckling is what happens at comedy shows. This has always been a part of comedy culture. The best comedians isolate the first heckler or the loudest one right away with jokes. Once you make an example out of the loudest heckler, the comedian knows he or she has control of the crowd, and the show can continue. This Dave Chappelle lost control of the crowd early on, and people started walking out. The original Dave would’ve ripped these hecklers a new ass hole! This one didn’t, and he didn’t have any jokes. This is a replacement comedy N**@!
Me: Maybe you have a point. I’ve been noticing some weird things about this Dave at all these appearances he’s been doing at awards shows and things. Going back to #KanyeWest and the possibility of him being replaced, after his melt down on stage, he came back as a punk rocker with blonde hair, and now he looks like Fat Albert or Professor Clump. If Kanye was cloned, why did you need to make a couple of copies of Kanye? What happened to the original Kanye or Dave if they were cloned?
#Willie: Those are good questions. Cloning is not an exact science. Like back in the days when you “dubbed” a cassette tape, the duplicate did not come out as an exact copy of the original. The tape was copied, but with slight differences. This is the same with cloning. Much is classified, but probably my engineers saw something in the second copy of Kanye that wouldn’t jibe with our being able to program him. The originals have most likely been terminated. To make a clone, we need the original alive. After the cloning process, the original must be destroyed for obvious reasons.
Me: What happens if you have to keep destroying the cloned copies?
Willie: If this happens, which it does, we will “officially” kill the celebrity. This is when you hear about celebrities “dying” in weird or freak accidents.
